Real Money. Real Odor. Really Funny.
SmellyMoney is the ultimate gag gift for friends, family, or frenemies. We infuse REAL currency with horrific scents that linger for weeks. The best part? It's actual money they can't bear to throw away!
Genuine bills they'll want to keep
Our special process ensures the smell lingers for weeks
Arrives in an innocent-looking envelope
Choose your preferred denomination and stink level
We infuse real money with our signature scents
We ship it to your victim in discrete packaging
Enjoy their reaction to money they can't bear to spend!
$20 - $100
The classic roadkill aroma that keeps on giving
$20 - $100
Rotten egg smell that clings to everything
$20 - $100
A mysterious blend of the worst smells known to mankind
"My buddy kept reminding me about the $50 I owed him for months. I finally paid him back with SmellyMoney and now he wishes I'd never paid him at all! Worth every stinky cent."
Absolutely! We're just sending treated currency. What happens after that is between you, your victim, and their nose.
Our standard treatment lasts 3-4 weeks under normal conditions. Premium treatments can last up to 2 months!
That's when the real magic happens! Our formula actually activates more when wet. The smell transfers to their hands, their sink, and anything else they touch. The more they try to clean it, the further the smell spreads!
Would you throw away real money? Most people can't bring themselves to dispose of actual currency, no matter how bad it smells. That's the beautiful torture of SmellyMoney!
Absolutely! The more money you send, the less likely they are to throw it away. Who's going to trash a $100 bill? The higher the denomination, the longer they'll suffer!
They can try! Our formula is designed to permeate the fibers of the bill. Most cleaning attempts just activate the smell even more!
Yes, it's 100% real U.S. currency. Whether anyone wants to accept it is another story!
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